Wriggling Day of Misfortune- Karkat x ReaderYou hate the Vantas'. Your name is and you ABSOLUTELY DESPISE VANTAS'.Wriggling Day of Misfortune- Karkat x Reader by stopnagginme
Their father, known as the Signless, irritates you to no end. His jokes suck, and he's just too bubbly for your taste, and it annoys you. Obviously, you haven't talked to him much, so you don't know much about him other than that. Oh, and he also tries to pair everyone up with his sons, whether they like it or not... Which neither do.
The elder Vantas, known as Kankri, is just... There are no words to describe him. He never shuts up, and his sweater is the most obnoxious colour ever. You could spot him from a mile away, and in fact, you have. When you say he never shuts up, he never, ever, ever shuts up. Despite this, he might be your favourite Vantas. Though you still hate him.
The youngest Vantas is known as Karkat. He the most detestable of the three, or at least you think so. He's always shouting, whether he's actually angry or not. He has a horrible mouth for swearing, and he makes you curse, too. You're not
I figured it was time for an update, since, y'know... I have another new fandom~! But, yeah, here's me.|
WANNA KNOW SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT ME?! I'M NOT INTERESTING AT ALL! WHICH IS INTERESTING IN ITS OWN WAY, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO ARE AS COMPLETELY UNINTERESTING AS I AM, THUS MAKING ME THE MOST INTERESTING, BY BEING THE LEAST INTERESTING!
I like writing, and I like drawing, though I'm not very good at the latter. It's alright, though, because my ingeniouly creative mind and my writing skill makes up for my failure. There will always be something to balance me out: My cocky nature is balanced by my constant loneliness (don't ask. I'm contradictory), and my lack of physical education is balanced by my game designing and art, and various other things like that!
I love HETALIA!! Romano is my favourite character. He's mine, go get your own. That previous statement applies for all the following characters/people, here: Sollux Captor and Kankri Vantas from Homestuck, James from Pokemon, Wheatley from Portal 2, BEN Drowned the creepypasta, and, most importantly, this guy~! Especially that guy~~ I must take up a very large amount of space on Nepeta's shipping wall 0_0 ((Obviously I'm kidding about them being just mine. Except for the last guy; he really is mine. And as long as he is, no one else can have him.))
This is my writing style: I write with pretty good grammar, aside from the fact that I don't put periods if I type in an emoticon. I normally use '~' or '~~' for punctuation, as well. There will, occasionally, be more than two, but only when I'm actually sing-typing. Which doesn't happen often.
I am Test Subject at Aperture Science, currently successfully getting by whatever GLaDOS throws at me, because I'm just a boss like that.
I'm also the countries of Mydasi and Blueland, the island countries~! They split an island, and half of Blueland is flooded. I'm undercover, so tell no one!!! I'm only broadcasting this to anyone who cares enough to read this bio.
I am also Unknown, running around and killing people with forks. You know that mass murder in Cana- wait, that hasn't happened. I'm joking, seriously, though. I'm not a mass murderer, I swear. (I didn't want any of you people to call the cops on me 0_0 That would be hard to procrastinate myself out of...)
And, finally, I'm also Chamelea, the last of the Kameleron, my fan-made Homestuck species. The name should explain itself~
Hasta la pasta,
P.S. DON'T EAT THE MIND HONEY! DON'T DO IT!